TheDiva
*No vampires or vampire offspring, please.
The_Gray_Zombie
See, proof that Charisma and I are destined to be together. "Alan Baumgarten, ace". See my best friend in high school was named Alan. ACE is the tattoo that my friend Marty has tattooed on his arm. Baum is my middle name. My parents use to have a vegetable garden....although in this case it's spelled garten. So, you see, it's just living proof that I have no idea what the hell I'm talking about.
Dita DuPave
Cute. And every guy is going, "Is she the model?!"
Dita DuPave
20-year Clueless reunion
TheDiva
Sex and the City: The Next Generation
TheDiva
This woman has "bitchy rival" written all over her... .
The_Gray_Zombie
(Good God, I can put a can of whip cream to some really good use) .
TheDiva
Her tank top canna support her breast fer much longer, cap'n! She's gonna blow!
GlitterRock
"Sure Charisma--we could've been seated a good half-hour EARLIER in the 'non-bra wearing' area. But noooooooo, you had to be a prude!"
"Shut up, Cindy. I'm thinking about Gray and the whipped cream."
GlitterRock
"You know in the 17th century, redheads were considered witches and were burned at the stake."
"Yeah? Well this is the 21st century, and redheads are considered great in the sack and we're bought jewelry."
LongLiveRock
Donatella Versace, NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
gleeb
So, the pie's no good then?
gleeb
Sure, you've heard of chess-by-mail, but are you ready for Stratego-by-phone?
TheDiva
...and taken a position aboard the Southern Sun, where he fights badly dressed mutineers with lousy aim.
The_Gray_Zombie
Thay, Gray, can I thuck your cock. Thome thay I'm the betht. HA! I loved that Caption.