TheCarolingDiva
This is MY radio from a '76 Chevy, MINE!
AntiHero
No way, those are painted on eyes. She's asleep behind those.
Indomitus
That reminds me. There's a dead mouse in front of my door that the cat left there. I still need to clean it up.
Coakley
Oh, not the puppy-dog look. I'm powerless against the puppy-dog look.
Trin Tragula
"Blowjob?"
TheCarolingDiva
Well, another childhood memory of mine is irreparably damaged. Thanks.
The BitShifter
When doggie-style is the *only* option...
GlitterRock
It's a flip-flopped copy of the original "oh HELL no" from Scooby-Doo Page 2! 
Yukon GARnelius
"My glasses. I can see without my glasses. Thanks to laser eye surgery."
GlitterRock
"This is where the Capper guys' wangs live."
LongLiveRock
Mr. Bumpy?
PrezGAR
Yes, even CGI Great Danes can't help but stare at Linda's jinkies.
GlitterRock
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to confess you would have gotten away with it if not for meddling kids before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future...."
TheSpaceToast
"Obviously, when he realized that Glitter wouldn't sell the Cap-Page Board, he got upset, so he hatched a plan to dress as Orlando Bloom, to lure the Capper Ladies into the Glitterdome. Then, when the guys noticed that there were no Diva caps on any of the LOTR pages, he'd dress up as Nicole Kidman from 'Moulin Rouge' and masquerade as her, making nothing but all-caps Canadian jokes, until Alex went mad and petitioned the parliament in Ottawa to ban capping by all non-Canadian citizens. That would touch off an international incident just in time for Thanksgiving weekend -- a traditional period of heightened activity among Cappers -- and amidst the fracas he would send his co-conspirator -- who we unmasked as Gleeb, before the last commercial -- to steal Glitter's spangly B-B-B-Benny and the Jets sunglasses and hold them hostage until he agreed to turn over ownership of the Board. But what he didn't count on was that Gleeb was actually PrezGAR in an elaborately-crafted Gleeb mask, who'd set up 'Scooby Doo II: Monsters Unleashed' in the gallery on this particular week in order to keep Space Toast distracted by a very able live-action translation of his seven-year-old self's animated crush while he himself used the villain's Cap-Page Board pilfering scheme as part of an elaborate plan to control five of the world's seventeen most productive boron mines! But when we came across an uncapped grab of Hugh Jackman in tight pants, we realized that something was up. Then, when we stopped by the Capper's National Laboratory, we found signs of a struggle, and in the middle of it all a well-chewed 'Babylon 5' travel mug from 1998. We put the clues together, and realized that the villain was really..." *unmasks* "Space Toast!"
AND IT WOULD HAVE WORKED, TOO, IF IT WEREN'T FOR VELMA'S BOOBS- I- I mean...
TheDiva
Sorry, who was the culprit again? I stopped paying attention after "Hugh Jackman in tight pants..."