LauraPowers85
DEAR LORD, WHERE ARE HER ARMS!!!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!!!

Indomitus
The new Sarah Michelle Gellar-bop bag is very realistic.

tinaw
Wow! His name is my name, too!

Dita DuPave
Jameson?

Diana Luna
"Hey hippie, stop humping my gramophone!"

GlitterRock
"Today on the show, Pat Paulsen helps Scoob and the gang take on the Triffids!"

GlitterRock
"Legend has it that it was written by Satan's Penis. Wangonomicon ex Mortis, roughly translated, 'Dick of the Dead.''

TheSpaceToast
"YOU NEVER DID GIVE NOTHING TO THE TIN MAN! THAT HE DIDN'T... DIDN'T ALREADY HAVE!"

JohnSteed
OK, which one of you sent Matthew Lillard to wake me up in the morning? Very funny, guys....

Dita DuPave
Why does Sarah have a picture of herself on her chest?

Indomitus
It's the only way to get men to look her in the eyes.

TheDiva
*Capper men crane their necks forward*

TheSpaceToast
Yes, Space Toast will solve many mysteries for you. Entrez!

JohnSteed
If you didn't want the Cappers oggling you, don't make a crappy sequel. It's that simple.

Trin Tragula
"C...cappers? W...w...would you like to see my boobies?"