The_Gray_Zombie
Ladies and gentlemen, Sheriff Captain Kangaroo.
LauraPowers85
"God, Ying just turns me on so bad... I just had to hold this press conference and tell everyone."
LauraPowers85
"Hands out of the pocket, buddy."
GlitterRock
"She's 18, folks. I checked."
LauraPowers85
"Open your mouth a little wider.- good. Now say 'Your majesty'."
"Your majesty."
TheLurker
"Ooooooh, is that badly-drawn cheesecake?"
The_Gray_Zombie
So then I said, "HEY, Does that thing have a hemi?". Sweet.
gleeb
Shaggy's connection is caught on camera
YibbleGuy
Ironically, Ian Anderson now spends his retirement years sitting on a park bench, eyeing little girls with bad intent ....
JohnSteed
Oh God, he's going to discuss movie piracy, isn't he?
TheLurker
"I TOLD YOU TO EAT F*CKING CALIFORNIA FRESH EGGS, DAMMIT!"
LauraPowers85
"Pull over. Shaggy's freaking out again."
"I'M FREAKING OUT!"
GlitterRock
.oO Mmmmm..... cravat's feelin' nice today... silky... sexAYY..... mmmmm..... Oo.
RodRocket
"Shaggy and Scooby? They O.D.'d. Landlord found them dead in front of the TV. Daphne and Velma hooked up, left for the Dinah Shore Golf Tournament, and never came back. I started drinking, and wound up trading the Mystery Machine for a bottle of Thunderbird. Hanna-Barbera won't return my calls. You got a quarter you can spare?"
GlitterRock
She's doing the Church Lady dance!