The_Gray_Zombie
Unable to go on solving cornball mysteries, The Mystery Machine tried to drown itself.
ElectraAlan
The real Mystery is how this stupid cartoon stayed on the air for eight years.
Cyberbeast
Even with the torpedo strapped to the roof, the Mystery Machine still sank like a stone.
ElectraAlan
"Have you ever seen a cartoon penis?"
Cyberbeast
Which one of them is asking that?
alexgariepy
And that's where we buried the bodies!
Cyberbeast
"Aw, what a cute little undersized head you have Fred. Coochie coochie coo."
ElectraAlan
The Animators complain: "Ain't you ever heard of perspective?" So the van is, what, about three miles long?
144b
Look, Sonny. That's where Brian Wilson fucked me while you were passed out on that grass from Blelez? Jinkies!
gleeb
Sonny and Cher fight over who gets to run Fred down
gleeb
AHA! Tryin' to steal my pith helmet, huh?
Cyberbeast
The cover of the gang's new album, "Scooby Road"
gleeb
Having caught Fred wearing her underwear, Daphne waited until he least expected it, then delivered a devastating wedgie.
gleeb
...and in this corner, weighing 116 pounds, Harold "Shaggy" Shaggs!
The_Gray_Zombie
(Oh, HELL no.)