The one ... the only ... SideMan! Man, thinking of all
the years we've been together makes my green 'fro
spin! We've been together longer than most marriages.
Don't go gettin' any funny ideas, though -- Glitter
loves the ladies! But there's a special place in my
dark (yet incredibly cool) supervillain heart for my
number one henchdude. Side, I wouldn't think of
bustin' out of prison without ya!


CLOSE THE BOOK!