SCREAM CAPTIONS
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YibbleGuy
1. Almond eyes.
2. Perfect skin.
3. Sultry voice.
4. Beautiful figure.
5. Complete and utter inability to act.




cajunmagic
6. Inexplicable Canadian charm
7. Heaving breasts that won't quit




tinaw
8. Delightful rattle whenever she shakes her head.




TheSpaceToast
9. Keeps your mind off the war.




JohnSteed
10. Real name's Neve. I mean, what the fuck is up with that?




GlitTurkeyRock
11. Swallows.




Cyberbeast
"Sidney, this is the police, the calls are coming from inside the devilock!"




TheMaskedDiva
Do you need a designated killer?




Zee
"Dude, I am beat.... Fucking bad actors can fucking go kill themselves for a while, I'm just..... gonna... nod..... off.....ZZzzzzzzzz....."




The Seer
Neve Campbell Expression #2 - angst




cajunmagic
Neve Campbell expression number whatever: Taking it in the ass.




GlitTurkeyRock
*scratch scratch scratch*
"Neve, don't pick at your ass."
"IT'S MY FOREHEAD! SHUT UP! I DO *SO* HAVE AN ASS!"




Zee
And the awards for "Lamest Killer Reveal" AND "Most Pathetic Attempt to Tie Sequel to Original Movie" go to.....




Zee
Can't Buy Me Love 2: Hellbound




cajunmagic
T.R. Knight can be a real bitch.




gleeb
*sniff* "Mmm, you still smell of Terry O'Quinn."


gleeb
"I do too have an ass, GlitterRock!"


The Seer
Neve Campbell Expression #1 - Anger





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