Mattteus
Cher!.... oh.... Merlin?

Dita DuPave
Silvery white mane, that's either Fleur Delacour or Integra Hellsing went girly.

TheMaskedDiva
It's either Halle Berry's first Storm wig or Richard Harris' Dumbledore wig.

GlitTerrorRock
"Well we're not here to talk nonsense to Bob Loblaw."

daupstart
Why is he feeling up a wood door?

The BitShifter
Wants to get in practice in case Courtney needs to have the implants removed...

The Seer
Fans of "Sliders" do not take Jerry's decision to the leave the show too well.

Indomitus
The rest of us just want to get him away from Rebecca Romijn.

AgentGhouldy
Hey, I might be willing to take him off her hands for you.
*sees everyone looking at her in disbelief*
What? Chunky boy from Stand By Me grew up nice!

The Seer
"Seacrest OUT!"

AgentGhouldy
If Ricky Martin and John Mellencamp mated -- and no one had killed it yet.

Indomitus
"Am I Grieco enough yet?"

The Seer
"WAAADE! Oh sorry, you're the other one ... MAGGIE!"

Zee
"Head like a medicine ball? Yeah, I get that a lot."

JohnSteed
Look, I can't be creeped out by a guy named Jamie. Knock it off.

Indomitus
"Don't make me throw my pee at you."

Gray Zombie
Ladies and Gentlemen, Live on stage, It's....I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IT IS! The World Tour.

JohnSteed
The Frankenberry Dancers