SCREAM CAPTIONS
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SweetHeart666
"You betta call Tyrone, an' tell him I said come on an' help you get yo shit!"



TheMaskedDiva
"Check me out, I'm Erykah Badu!"



JohnSteed
Look at all that daylight, yet they're still wasting electricity.



GlitTerrorRock
Voldemort spent about a month over on the south side before finally hooking up with Quirrell.



Indomitus
Neve must be wearing a pillow or something under those shorts, because I've seen her butt, and there ain't that much of it.



Zee
*Legolas runs up Tim Olyphant's back, shoots a bunch of arrows into his skull*



Zee
"Mrs. Campbell, are you planning to make another forgetable movie?"
"Mrs. Campbell, are you okay with your films constantly going straight to video?"



TheMaskedDiva
"Ms. Campbell...what kind of name is 'Neve', anyway?"



GlitTerrorRock
"Ms. Campbell, on the subject of your non-existent ass: can it officially be listed as a 'missing person' now?"



Zee
"This is how small my asshole was before I met James Van Der Beek."



JohnSteed
Proof that ignorance is indeed bliss.



Mattteus
Sayeedah Garrette as Wanda Sykes



Mattteus
She's turning into Rani Mukherjee



Mattteus
Oh thank goodness you're here, Indo-Iranian-maybe-Latina-possibly-Greek-or-Saudi Girl!



Indomitus
Sarah's doing her Natasha Lyonne impression.



Mattteus
Good lord! Did she sneak the rest of the Buffy cast in her pants?!


AgentGhouldy
...And that's when the boy knew he'd have to shoot Old Geller.


JohnSteed
After she takes that off, she'll have most of her regular clothes on. Oh, the audience titilation....





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