SCREAM CAPTIONS
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GlitTerrorRock
Why's there a sea-urchin by her phone?



Mattteus
Nobody's coming to the theatre? They must be showing Domino.



GlitTerrorRock
Actual footage of the One-Armed Man killing Mrs. Kimble



GlitTerrorRock
"Skeetskeetskeetskeetskeet! Get it? Hehehehehehehehehehe!"



GlitTerrorRock
Remember-- NEVER give a cast member of "Party of Five" a loaded weapon. They've got alot of pent-up rage to deal with.
...
Except for Lacey Chabert. She's already got quite a set of guns already.



LauraPowers85
Whoa! Little Orphan Annie finally got a flat iron.



AgentGhouldy
"Chandler gets off on sharks!"



GlitTerrorRock
"You little bastards get outta my yard!!"



YibbleGuy
We now return to "Omar Epps Has Gonorrhea."



daupstart
"To all my homies, a big shout out, to the councizzle, HRRM!!"
Omar Epps IS the Black Yoda!!



TheMaskedDiva
And Glitter keeps finding new ways of enhancing the Capper experience.



Zee
A black Pee-Wee Herman?



Mattteus
She takes off the robe to show us all the groovy slang and daisies painted all over her bikini-clad body.


TheMaskedDiva
Thora Birch?


Indomitus
Can't be. First, she's actually acting. Second, she doesn't have the... um... balcony that Thora has.





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