GlitTerrorRock
"Yeah, hello Blockbuster? Which movie is it where Jamie Lee shows her cans?"

elKapitan
He's been on hold for eight hours and Michael Myers still hasn't gotten down the hospital corridor.

Indomitus
*SMACK*
Is she part bird, or something?

GlitTerrorRock
Sooooo... they sentence teenage hitchhikers to the Phantom Zone on Krypton, too?

GlitTerrorRock
He's gearing up to tell "the Amy story" again!

LauraPowers85
Wow! His head must be huge! Look at the position of the snap buttons.

GlitTerrorRock
She must've called On*Scare by mistake!

TheDiva
Spare some change for a Munch subject down on his luck, ma'am?

elKapitan
"It's okay, we'll find a better tampon brand next time..."

gleeb
"Do you wanna flunk the FFA fair?"
"Uh, no…"
"Then MILK THE COW!"

Dita DuPave
Nice constipated turtle impression.

GlitTerrorRock
Ummmmmm.... lemon-face?

Sidesk
Well, it saves on make-up.

Indomitus
Horror movie rule #164: Nobody ever has blood splash in their eyes, causing discomfort or pain. And if they're a main character, it never splatters anywhere that would ruin their close-up.

TheDiva
Oh, suck it up. It's not like your career's going to get any better.