GlitTerrorRock
Jay: "Get off my Kool-Aid, motherfucker!"

GlitTerrorRock
"Jesus Christ, You don't know the rules??"
"Have an aneurysm why don't you!"
"There are certain rules you must abide by in order to successfully survive a capping experience. For instance. Number one, you can't be too much of a smartass. Big no-no, big no-no."
"I'd be a dead man!"
"Pissing off other Cappers equals death okay? Number two, watch it on the running jokes. No threads. This is bad. It's an extension of number one. Number three, never never ever under any circumstances do you ever say you were just studying, cause you weren't."
"I'm getting another beer you want one?"
"Yeah sure."
"Look what's in the fridge next to the beer! Hey, is that cheesecake??"
Everyone: "Ooooo!!"
"You push the laws and you end up dead! I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife!"

TheDiva
"Okay, now number four. Never, EVER make out with a Capper's Crush, or attack a Crush, or attempt to imitate a Crush and fail miserably. That's a one-way ticket to all sorts of nasty bloody death."
What if you succeed at imitating a Crush?
"Never happens. Five: It's spelled Z-U-U-L, okay? No E's, no umlauts, nothing..."

PrezGAR
"There is a corollary to Rule 4. You can make out with Johnny Depp or Linda Cardellini. They're the Universal Crushes."

elKapitan
"In the instance that you are elKapitan, the screengrabs will have a tendency to try and kill you for those lame captions."
Dude, I'm right here.
"C'mon Kap, you always say your captions suck."
You win this round dude... but I'll be right ba-aaaaaaaaaack...

GlitTerrorRock
Obviously she's not impressed with the size of Lil' Skeet.

elKapitan
He's trying to eat it... with his miiiiiiiiiiind......

GlitTerrorRock
"'Suck your cock?' Exactly WHO the hell do you think you are??"
"I've got $20."
"... ... like I said: you are SO handsome, baby!"

Indomitus
And Skeet slides into second! Wooo-hooo!

elKapitan
It's a miracle he got past Sidney's defense field.

GlitTerrorRock
"Kali ma.... kali maaaa...."
"Skeet honey, not tonight."

daupstart
They're playing Tomb Raider with the nude code.

daupstart
"Need paramedic unit to southeast Rivendell stat! Elven guard down! Elven guard down!"

AlexGariepy
This slasher movie isn't very interesting without boobs, I mean graphics!

Dita DuPave
The killer got one of the screengrabs!