GlitTerrorRock
It's so cute when you try to explain Daylight Savings Time to a blonde.

GlitTerrorRock
"Reporting live for Black TV. White folks are dead and we're getting the fuck out of here!"

daupstart
"... So I know yo ass out there Scream killer! And you gonna pay that damn child support *with* back fees! You're son is 9 years old and yo sorry ass ain't even call or write ONCE! I'mma find you... uh huh. I'mma find you..."

elKapitan
"...and so I have uncovered the mystery of these latest serial killings. Jason Leopold Voorhees simply switched from his traditional hockey mask to this mask. Or so the Germans would have us believe..."

GlitTerrorRock
NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET Audition #112
David Crosby

Indomitus
If this were a Scooby Doo movie, there'd be your villain right there, and he would get away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling kids.

GlitTerrorRock
He should hit himself on the chest; he'll start right back up like the jukebox!

LongLiveRock
Why don't they make more movies where overexposed 70's TV icons get killed off onscreen more often?

GlitTerrorRock
"Mollllllllllllle....."

Dita DuPave
Ah, I believe this what's called the dumbest escape attempt ever made in a slasher movie.

Indomitus
True... I can hear the pitch now:
"Hey, let's try to squeeze Rose McGowan's big tits and luscious ass through a dog door in a garage door!"
"BRILLIANT! Let's do it!"

Indomitus
She's doing the $24 million butt-shake Friends payday dance.

NoOneInParticular
Designer denim jacket for your girlfriend: $235.00
Cheap plaid shirt from the local GoodWill: $1.00
Having a wild night of uninhibited hot monkey-love: Not gonna happen, because you're wearing a plaid shirt you bought from GoodWill for $1.00.

Indomitus
"You're such a wonderful girl. I just love sitting here, holding you... nibbling on your adam's apple... wait... GAH!!"

elKapitan
Sidney's got quite a Skeeter biting on her... *dodges tomatos*