Dante83
Man, they said they were going to make this book into a movie, but...
YibbleGuy
"But even the horrors we have described here don't hold a candle to Coven's *ultimate* evil ... their hit recording "One Tin Soldier: The Theme Song From 'Billy Jack'."
MrfnordTim
Right, you've all glanced at the unspeakable tome. Everyone make a Sanity Check, please!
JohnSteed
Wake me up when they get to the heaving bosoms part....
GlitterRock
Snow White goes for her pap smear.
gleeb
...and if so, who gets custody of the Cherubim?
LauraPowers85
The answer is yes, and we have the proof. Seriously. Here's his body. It's actually quite small. Child sized.
JurassicPork
...or will he rally and make the playoffs to fight Satan in the Zoroastrian finals?
JurassicPork
...'cause the universe is suddenly filling up with this old, dead man smell...
GlitterRock
"Suspects Currently In Custody."
GlitterRock
Mia finally decides to eat a meal -- and it's a phone cord??
NurseNoir
... same as in town.
GlitterRock
Hot Lips is pleased at the birth of the Anti-Christ.
JohnSteed
Roman Polanski lures a 12 year-old to his trailer...
GlitterRock
Satan drops his pants.
"Hey, stare all you want, baby. They don't call me the Horned One for nothing."