Dante83
"Hey, guess what I'm doing while I'm on the phone with you..."
LauraPowers85
"Nooo!!!! It wasn't a pick, it was a scratch!"
Zee
"Hi, you've won a personalized birthday greeting from Anthony Perkins..."
YibbleGuy
The card reads, "Red Roses For A Blue Lady. For the love of God, do something to raise your hemoglobin count."
Dante83
"Aww, they're from the Sowers of Discord down in Level Eight! 'Congratulations on the upcoming unholy event.' Aww, those guys!"
TheDiva
This is why I need a digital camera--half my photos end up looking like this.
Dante83
His Bugs Bunny tap dance routine makes her momentarily forget about the spawn of the dark lord growing inside her...
gleeb
Using the secret powers of waifish actresses, she lights the candle...WITH HER MIND!
TheDiva
Trying to be Renee Zellweiger and failing miserably.
GlitterRock
"If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding!"
"Oh come ON! My wife's carrying the Spawn of Satan!"
Dante83
Uh oh, I think Rosemary's got an idea! A big one, too.
JurassicPork
New! Rosemary's Baby: The Sims!
GlitterRock
She's got Gumby-legs!
Dante83
Satan, take me awaaaaayyyy....
CapperBungalow
Spin, spin, spin, spew.