ROSEMARY'S BABY CAPTIONS - PAGE FOUR





gleeb
"I am the Shadout Mapes. The housekeeper."


Dante83
There was a little girl who had a little curl right in the middle of her forehead.
And when she was good she was very very good, but when she was bad she engaged in a plot to impregnate her newlywed neighbor with the child of Satan.


LauraPowers85
She's the sour apple of my eye.


JohnSteed
Roman Polanski meets an Olsen Twin


gleeb
Hmmm *pat pat* put on a little weight. About 4 ounces, I'd say...


Coakley
Alastair Cooke's mornings. "Bah! The eggs are too runny! Oh, crap, how'd you guys get here so early!"


BlakHat1
Considering this movie, it would be Aleister Crowley's mornings..
"Bah! I'm out of absynthe! Io Pan! Who SUMMONED you this early? Make me a tannis smoothie while you're here!"


NurseNoir
In retrospect, Minnie realized it may not have been such a good idea to perform the Aztec Rope-of-Thorns-Through-the-Tongue Bloodletting Ritual during their first dinner with the new neighbors.


Dita DuPave
Minnie Castevet IS Deep Throat!


GlitterRock
Oh Dita that is SO disturbing......


GlitterRock
How can those legs support her weight??


TheDiva
WHAT weight?


Dante83
She's reading "Women Who Don't Eat Too Much and the Incarnations of Evil Who Love Them."


GlitterRock
"Well...uh...thank you. I'll make sure that little Adrian knows his Uncle Glitter got this for him."
Hang it over his bassinet. It'll make him groovy!


BlakHat1
Scrabble Runes and Kreskin's Crystal? Why doesn't she consult the Magic 8-Ball and get a majority concensus?




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