LongLiveRock
And a very scary Chuankah!
GlitterRock
"So you're my replacements are you? Hm. A dandy and a clown."
tinaw
"Rocky is my slave name. I want to be known as Rahman Ali Muhammed."
tinaw
Next on the E! True Hollywood Story: Was it an obsessed fan or the alien lunatic she was enslaved to who killed Eddie?
ElectraAlan
"Everyone at work keeps calling me 'Nip'!"
MrTim
"Put 'em up! Put 'em uup!"
tinaw
"It just remains for me to thank Mike McShane, Josie Lawrence, Ryan Stiles, Colin Mochrie, Richard Vranch on piano and this me Clive Anderson saying 'goodnight'. Good night!"
LongLiveRock
Guess what, I'm playing the 5th Doctor!
Dita DuPave
You know, last week, my grandma was stranded on a lonely stretch of road, but she didn't run into any old mansions with alien transvestites in them, thank god.
PrezGAR
"I'm not really Barry Bostwick."
"You aren't?"
"No."
[unzip]
"I'm Jackson Bostwick."
"Who?"
"I was Captain Marvel on Shazam!, seasons 1 and 2."
"Who?"
Dita DuPave
Mascara and garter belts recommended.
TheLurker
(freezes) "HELP, MAGENTA!"
(Decayed Master crawls out)
"A new body... at last!"
(morph effects)
TheLurker
"OOOOooooohhhhhhhh my leeeeeetlleee mAAAAANnnnnN!!!!"
TheLurker
Somewhere, some geek has Photoshopped that banner to say "All Your Base Are Belong To Us"....Wait, that was me.
TheDiva
He pulls the cloth away, and there's a tiger gnawing on Roy's head...