YingYang
"That I only tell people things once."

gleeb
But, oddly enough, he will tell you three times.

Indomitus
With enough bass, a speaker can be just as good as a washer during spin cycle.

Dita DuPave
"You just made that word up, didn't you Dr. Scott?"
"Silence!"

Indomitus
"Pencil"? That was the only thing they could find to rhyme with "sensual"? What about "fence, y'all"? Or "tensile"? Or really go out on a limb and try "prehensile"?
Then again, pencils can be quite erotic, especially if it's a Number 2. Ooooh, sharpen it, honey. Yeah, that's it. And mechanical pencils can get really nasty. Clickety, clickety, oh baby. Pencil Porn is the wave of the future, people! Believe it!

gleeb
How about:
'You're like a pencil,
And hence, ill.'
Too Gilbert & Sullivan?

GlitTerrorRock
o/` Take Whoopi Goldberg for the block! Janet Weiss! o/`

YingYang
"You hear me, Lauren Bacall?!"

twetwe123
...please don't. I'd rather not see your thighs, thank you.
Perhaps you could concentrate on building up your neck.

ChaosWolf1982
Wow... even his aboveground pool has gay pride...

GlitTerrorRock
Here's something I always wondered: the Transducer gets rid of the clothes leaving them naked as statues. It gets rid of Dr. Scott's shirt -- let the blanket on his lap is turned to stone?
...and why the hell am I thinking of this stuff when I can be ogling a naked in-her-prime Susan Sarandon-replica in the background??

Dita DuPave
Whistler's Sweet Transvestite In Repose.

GlitTurkeyRock
Special Walk-On Cameo: Ed Gein

YingYang
Well he does absorb sperm...

GlitTurkeyRock
o/` We're all stars now... in The Floor Show! o/`