ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW CAPTIONS
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ChaosWolf1982
Please let that be his arm...


GlitTerrorRock
"Hand me the KY jelly...."


LadyBlackAdder
"On my mother's grave"? That's where they're gettin' it on? Ew, that's just wrong...


GlitTerrorRock
"Don't be so shocked. I told you I was bringing you to meet my parents."


YingYang
Well stop rubbing that dildo in your face, bitch!


TheDiva
Come on, my caps aren't THAT bad, are they?


YingYang
The PBS logo got a sex change.


YingYang
But when it gets stiff, it's fuck or fight!


YingYang
Right back at ya, ladies!


TheDiva
o/...Gitchie gitchie yah yah da-da...o/


TheLurker
o/` With a rebel yell... o/`


YingYang
I told you I was sorry. They have a shampoo for it...


TheDiva
Again, that's why they have Vagisil.


YingYang
I hate it when ladies give me instructions! Do you want this pussy licked or not? Then shut the fuck up!


TheDiva
o/...comma comma down doobie doo down down...o/





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