ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW CAPTIONS
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GlitTerrorRock
A pretty lackluster cheer-- but I'll cut you some slack 'cause you got no freakin' neck.


GlitTerrorRock
Look out, Road Runner, it's another trap!


TheDiva
-[whip crack]
-[moans]


YingYang
[sheep baa-ing]
[vibrator buzzing]
[Viagra bottle opening]


Indomitus
[chirp chirp]
[doink]
[ba-WOOOOOOO-ga]
[wokka wokka wokka]
[zzzzzzschwing]
[byow byow byow]
[crunch]
"Dammit, you're on my hair!"


Dita DuPave
*splat, splork, sploop*


ChaosWolf1982
Take note here. Coyote. NOT wolf. I had nothing to do with this.


TheLurker
[DOINK]
[fzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZT!]
[koo-KOO!]
[meow]
[DUN-DAH-DAH-DAH-DAHHHHH!!!]
"Now I'm gonna haul ass to Lollapalooza!"
[laughtrack]
[20th Century Fox jingle]


TheDiva
"...Viggo catches us together?"
"We'll just invite him to join in."
"...Okay."


GlitTerrorRock
(thrust thrust) "Darling, this is hardly the time to get into a discussion about Marvel's imaginary-story series....."


GlitTerrorRock
You know, right around the third "Oh," you really should already KNOW who you're with!


TheDiva
You never know, Glitter. When you put together Hugh as Van Helsing, Alan as Snape, and Viggo as Aragorn, and things can get a bit confusing once the lights are turned down.
Not that that's necessarily a bad thing.


YingYang
"It's ALL YOU, Ying! Fuck me harder, fuck me harder, fuck me harder!"


YingYang
I heard the Paris Hilton tape was lame, but...


TheDiva
I'm just disturbed by the fact that Susan Sarandon appears to be built like a linebacker...





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