ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW CAPTIONS
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GlitTerrorRock
Oh, you totally missed it! Ashlee Simpson got caught lip-sincing and everything!


Dita DuPave
"The kind that was all right for fighting?"


YingYang
She's coming up so you better get this party started, baby.


YingYang
o/ "I'm about to penetrate her hole!" o/


Dita DuPave
He gets up later, and she's a pancake.


Indomitus
o/` I see two boobies and a jelly roll... o/`


GlitTerrorRock
o/` My Athlete's Foot's gone, thanks to Dr. Scholls! o/`


TheDiva
o/...ve Mariiiiiiaaaa...o/


GlitTurkeyRock
That must be the "hot patootie" that was sung about earlier.


TheDiva
That's what Vagisil is for.


Indomitus
o/` somebody put Deep Heat in my panty hooooose! o/`


YingYang
Wait...That's a double negative! You DO want dissension!


Indomitus
And yet, the imagination is a part of reality, therefore, your imagination is only a figment of your imagination.
Ah hell, I've just pontificated myself out of existence again. *POOF*


TheDiva
I wish...my imagination is a lot more fun.


GlitTerrorRock
Ah geez, he's gonna go on about the Matrix and Zion, ain't he.....





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