TheDiva
They're leaving the church, so shouldn't it be a recessional? I'm just sayin'...

GlitTurkeyRock
I'm REALLY straining to find the "beautiful" in this screengrab!

YingYang
What is 'Things She'll Be Yelling Tonight From My Bedroom'?"

Indomitus
But is that really a compliment if it comes from a guy wearing a plaid bowtie?

TheDiva
Is that a young Mother Bates in the back?

TheDiva
Anywhere, USA
The Home of Smartassedness

GlitTurkeyRock
Bumfuck, Nowhere
The Home of the King of the Rednecks

YingYang
"Hold up, I gotta wait for the next sentence to appear..."

TheDiva
...Moody Blues. Got all their albums.

tinaw
. . .way Pepsi pokes fun of my drop into obscurity."

GlitTurkeyRock
"-- 80s."
VH1 logo spins into view
o/` I Love The 80s! I Love The Eighteeeeeees! o/`

YingYang
"...in the amateur cocksucking championship..."

Dita DuPave
"...with whips and chains,"

TheDiva
"I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker!"

YingYang
"...uck you! Like this picture I drew of your ass?"