YingYang
Nice to see Buffoon's ex-wife...

TheDiva
Hope he didn't go to work; God knows we don't want the entire office infected.

GlitTurkeyRock
The Day The Earth Called In Sick

GlitTurkeyRock
o/` ... he saved everyone of us! o/`

TheDiva
Whose feet inexplicably left shoeprints in the snow, even though he'd stripped naked to evade the police...

alexgariepy
Did the guy who's writing the song even watch this movie?

tinaw
o/' and my dentist took my money and skipped to Bermuda. . .o/'

alexgariepy
"Juff haff withom teef oof, swellingf..."

Indomitus
*disembodied chitter chitter*

ChaosWolf1982
Oddly, the only thing I'm wondering right now is what getting head from a disembodied mouth would be like...

YingYang
"Just how many people have you fucked?!"

TheDiva
Original Costume Designs Ruthlessly Ripped Off
by THOUSANDS OF ROCKY HORROR FANS EVERY YEAR

Trin Tragula
"The Rocky Horror Picture Show is sponsored by Forbidden Planet. For all your geeky needs! Now in new premises on Shaftesbury Avenue! Richard O'Brien will be signing copies of his autobiography from 1:30pm to 3:30pm on Tuesday..."

YingYang
No, I said i want to see your 'teets'!

YingYang
"CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!"