PORCH SWING CAPTIONS
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Mr Padgett
Creepy old guy fondling naked blonde chick....I'm not seeing the Dalek angle here...




GlitterRock
"You kids at Crystal Lake, you're all DOOMED! You're DOO-- hey, those are nice!" *squeaky squeaky*




TheLurker
An old man molesting kidnapped girls.

Thanks, movie.




Mr Padgett
This takes me to a place I really didn't want to go to!




GlitterRock
"At last, Mrs. Calabash, I have you where I want you....!"




DiscoBoy
Ed Gein checks the merchandise.




YibbleGuy
In tonight's very special episode, Tony and Angela finally reach an unambiguous agreement about who's the boss.




GlitterRock
"EN - GUARDE!"




DiscoBoy
Less harmless than you think.




Mr Padgett
Soooo, we have Avocado Guy leering at Romana......




GlitterRock
DON'T-GIVE-ME-THAT-'SCOTT-BAIO-GAVE-ME-PINKEYE'-EXCUSE!




GodoHell
Thanks, movie. I've seen less sinew on thoroughbread racehorses.




GlitterRock
*Peter Davison runs finger along it*
"Hello... carmine seepage!"




Sidesk
"Well, I've seen her credentials, and they're very impressive."




MrfnordTim
The director shows his girlfriend what he's been working on for the last three weeks.




DiscoBoy
Sylvia, Isabella, Barbara, Anna and Anna will return in "The Dalek Supremacy"!


Sidesk
They sound like a bunch of nice all-American girls to me.


gleeb
They couldn't come up with enough names, so they reused Anna.





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