PORCH SWING CAPTIONS
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DiscoBoy
Glitter just wants to save us the horror of seeing their mightly schlongs.




GlitterRock
Hey, I recognize those cooches from "Cops!"




daupstart
Oh no! They're de-pixelizing their vaginas!




echostation
"No matter how hard I rub it, it's still blurry!"




GlitterRock
If her hoo-hoo ever decides to turn state's evidence on them, we'll have to cover it with a blue dot!




ChaosWolf1982
...okay, who here hasn't already figured out what that claw's gonna pinch yet, huh?




GlitterRock
It's time for another episode of "Mercedes McNab: Warrior Chickie!"




TheLurker
Finally, they exterminate.




AlexGariepy
"Don't move, or I'll pixelate your crotches!"




Mr Padgett
Molestation of the Daleks




Sidesk
A thousand irate Dr Who fans see this picture and immediately photoshop the two ladies out of it in favour of... well, use your imagination.




DiscoBoy
"Because we wouldn't want to turn you on."




AlexGariepy
I guess the warnings on the box or whatever aren't enough.




GodoHell
OK, I suppose. But, really, what could possibly happ--
OW! I GOT A PAPER CUT FROM THE KLEENEX BOX! AND I GOT LOTION IN MY EYE!




Sidesk
Not McCoy in another wig, I hope.




GlitterRock
I SPIT ON YOUR DALEK!


Zee
Jane Long-Torso


RodRocket
"Come on, Coulter! Let's hear you call the Democrats traitors NOW! Bitch!"





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