PORCH SWING CAPTIONS
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Indomitus
This is nice and all, but what's Edgar Winter doing back there?




cajunmagic
Lindsay Lohan records her latest album.




Zee
Shouldn't their spaceship have a roof?




Indomitus
JK Rowling gets a reach-around from Lucius Malfoy.




GlitterRock
Danni Ashe gets a reach-around from Ayla from 'Clan of the Cave Bear.'




TheLurker
"We've been captured by Daleks? That's hot."




TheLurker
*Dalek kiss*




Zee
I find it inconceivable that there could be even one person who could masturbate while watching this.




RodRocket
"I'm scared, Debbie! They're not wearing condoms!"




TheLurker
Are we going to change to that banned Pokemon episode. I hope so, I can't stand much more of this.




AlexGariepy
You know, if anyone was really getting off on this film, and I don't see how that is possible, this is just one thing to kill any momentum. Way to go, porn movie.




DiscoBoy
Are you kidding? Women and machines? The Germans are probably eating this up.




RodRocket
You mean, like THIS?

BWA-HA-HA-HA-HAH!




GlitterRock
I don't get it, Rod. What's that ... supposed... to do... to....






MrfnordTim
Is that a Mechanoid behind them, or are the Daleks playing a d20 game?




GlitterRock
Crow T. Robot, noooooooooooo!


Sidesk
The rule of thumb is: the Daleks are never pleased to see you. Or indeed, anyone.


Mr Padgett
The Daleks, being the prudes they are, use their pixelo-ray(tm) to censor out any naughty bits





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