Zee
But due to dark circumstances beyond they're control they never made it to SITCOMMOMCON...

GlitterRock
".... i bring you luvvvvv....!"

AlexGariepy
They obviously cast the wrong alien for this porn flick. It neither has big boobs or a big dick. Tsk tsk.

IrkenIckyChips
DAY-um, those're some nice stems!
...
What? I was talking about the plant.

DiscoBoy
You know it's a bad porno when they make the girls work on their heavy flow days.

GlitterRock
"And now, Daleks, we will discuss the location of your hidden rebel base..."

GlitterRock
THE-EMPEROR-DEMANDS-HIS-MICROWAVE-BROWNIE!

MrfnordTim
"YOU WHITE DA-LEKS ARE AL-WAYS KEE-PING THE BLACK DA-LEKS DOWN!"

MrfnordTim
It's like Rodin, Terry Nation and Larry Flint collaborated on a diorama.

DiscoBoy
"IN-SEM-IN-ATE! IN-SEM-IN-ATE! IN-SEM-IN-ATE! IN-SEM-IN-ATE!"

YibbleGuy
"Tune in tomorrow, for another exciting episode of 'Lauren Ambrose, Dalek Fucker'."

Sidesk
Sadly, though crap, they're still an improvement on many of the old series ones.

gleeb
Dalek firefighter.

YibbleGuy
"No, you naughty Dalek, I am *not* 'the love child of Naomi Watts and Nicole Kidman' ... though, God knows, they've tried hard enough to produce one."

DiscoBoy
"Not on the first date!"

gleeb
YOU HAVE A KIND FACE!

TheLurker
Oh for christ's sake. I've seen many-a-joke made about stuff like this, but I didn't think a porno film would actually DO it!

GlitterRock
Vivid Video (with the kind cooperation the estate of Terry Nation) presents
"Devon Does Dalek!"