PORCH SWING CAPTIONS
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Sidesk
"You can start Monday."




Coakley
So, that's how they're interrogating her for information? These are the coolest pirates ever!




Indomitus
With scars that prominent, she may as well have just had them install zippers.




YibbleGuy
Either way you look at it, that's a nice set of doubloons.




GlitterRock
The cut footage of Minnie Driver and Jennifer Ellison on this "Phantom Of The Opera" special edition DVD is off the hook!




RodRocket
"My wardrobe! It's MALFUNCTIONING!!!!"




Coakley
"I'd cry, but I'd hate to smear my eyeliner."
"Don't worry. The filmmakers bought eyeliner in bulk."




Sorry. Not very interesting without graphics.

GodoHell
(Well, let's see....considering we cap these like Porch Swing in the regular galleries, how to cap this?)

Oh, for cute! Baby bunnies and kitties praying!




Indomitus
Niiiice bunnies and kitties.




Coakley
This is the greatest pirate movie ever made.




Sorry. Not very interesting without graphics.

GlitterRock
Frequently heard during blonde lesbian sex-scenes:
"You've got a rubber right? I don't wanna get pregnant."




daupstart
Dave Chappelle went back and fucked with time, I see.




crazyredheadedchick
Ozzy, no!




Sorry. Not very interesting without graphics.

ithurtswhenidothat
Damn... she's almost in up to her elbow...




daupstart
Shakira and Paulina Rubio's best video yet




ChaosWolf1982
Wow, even the credits have boners.


AlexGariepy
The title has an early 1990s CD-ROM game quality to it.


DiscoBoy
The Daleks will return in "Daleks: Breaking Training"!





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