Mattteus
Dear god they shot Stephanie Swift!

weirdonedotcom
Spock..My tooth hurts. Can you take a poke at it?

GlitterRock
And by "Beverly Will," we actually mean "Spencer's Gifts."

YibbleGuy
... as Jean-Luc discovered on many a Saturday night booty call.

GlitterRock
Well, no one knows more about being hard on the Beaver like Joone.

Except maybe Janine Lindemulder

GodoHell
It's eyepatch is coming off!

GlitterRock
Jennifer Ellison goes under the knife again.

crazyredheadedchick
The Queen of Durrr

GlitterRock
The day I see Mean Gene Okerlund in a porno.... is the day I just put up my hands and walk away from the computer.

SweetHeart666
Ladies and Gentlemen:
BRITNEY TARA HILTON!!!

ChaosWolf1982
In the background? The second-largest pair of globes in the film.

The largest pair are just below frame.

Indomitus
Why does a pirate ship need a maitre d'?

SweetHeart666
Joannie Depp

daupstart
"Uh, yeah, anybody summon a manitou from this guy's soul here? I only got pre-paid etherial plane minutes so be quick about it, okay?"

weirdonedotcom
I'll have what he's having..and bring seconds.

YibbleGuy
The director finally figures out an infallible way for the audience to enjoy a performance by Jennie Garth.

Coakley
If there's something every pirate movie should have, it's a lesbian gypsy.

Indomitus
Just pirate movies? Life in general would be more interesting with more lesbian gypsies running around.