RodRocket
"Yeah, baby! Gimme that space seed!"

GodoHell
"Thanks for this! My hands are so damned cold!"

Mattteus
C'mon, I'm serious, gimme my watch back!

Nyssa23
Now this is what I call a puppet show.

weirdonedotcom
Just a little farther and you can shake hands with your baby.

GlitterRock
Dave Lister: Starfleet bum

GodoHell
Is this what they mean by a gray area?

enigk

GlitterRock
The only thing strange about this shot is Kirk doesn't have the entire bridge crew on duty watching him.

GlitterRock
"I can' believe ju cut my fuggin' ears off, meng!"

GlitterRock
Ethan's "Spock" costume was the hit of the Others' Halloween party. He even got a pat on the head from Juliet!

Indomitus
Nobody- and I mean NOBODY- can beat Mike Horner at Icky Elf-ing!

daupstart
"Must.... resist..... can't........ allow emotions...... to.... explode.............. in the poon!........."

GlitterRock
Tonight on 'Vulcan Hookers And Johns.'

"Are you a member of law enforcement?"
"A logical question. Negative."
"Understood. Would you like to experience some illicit-Pon Farr for a monetary exchange of 300 credits?"
"Intriguing. Will the aforementioned payment allow anal intercourse?"
"Affirmative."
"Fascinating. Very well, I agree to the price you have set."

GlitterRock
"This is SO much better than the synthetic meatloaf!"

RodRocket
"C-A-P-T-A-I-N! Yayyyyyyy, CAPTAIN!!!!"

weirdonedotcom
Don't you know it's bad luck to bring a woman on the bridge?!

Nyssa23
Nice tits, but she's definitely a two-bagger.