cambria36
With her husband away on a business trip, Wanda searches for an emergency cucumber.

YibbleGuy
"Aw, c'mon, Di, why don't we just stay here? Besides, that limo driver looked a little drunk to me."

Indomitus
That jacket... the way he's holding the gun... It's Han Solo!

Sidesk
Is there anything more to say than "nice butt"?

cambria36
"Balls, balls, balls," said Darleen. "Two more balls and I'd be a King."

torgone
"Wrong! Said the king. You need twelve inches to be a ruler."

weirdonedotcom
Even the Starship has it's legs spread.

GlitterRock
The starship is doing reverse-cowgirl!

Nyssa23
Yay! I love Hoedown time!

Nyssa23
So is anyone else wondering where Mike Horner puts his thumb?

gleeb
A pizza delivery guy? If they add any more bad-porno cliches, this'll collapse under its own weight, causing a tear in the smut-time continuum.

GlitterRock
"Captain, I'd like to introduce you to my whore."

ChaosWolf1982
What's that green cloud? Did her cleavage fart?

enigk
They should be *ashamed* of themselves...getting it on in Santa's Village like that!

GlitterRock
Half-man, half-clitoris!

Mattteus
He's a human lava lamp!

Granamyr1
I always knew those fake topiaries and polystyrene boulders would come in handy.

cambria36
Thank you, SANTA!!!