PORCH SWING CAPTIONS
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SweetHeart666
"God bless Mommy, and Daddy, and Grandpa, and the horny lesbian Nazi."




Zee
I want it all! The white picket fence! The flower in the garden! The secret Nazi torture dungeon in the basement!




Shadarus
*sniffle* Could I love him more?




cambria36
If this was legal, I'd still be married.




Sorry. Not very interesting without graphics.

RodRocket
Jack Hanna and Elke Sommer in "The Taming of the Swede"




Sorry. Not very interesting without graphics.

cambria36
Dick Cavett says, "You actually expect me to lick on tits that have tattoos on them?"




Shadarus
Equal opportunity porn for partial amputees... LOVE it!




GlitterRock
Alright Shady, you've had your fun. Photoshop the nice Nazi back his leg, please.




Indomitus
I got it, Glitter. Sorry about that.






GizM
Doris Day in The Woman Who Wore Too Little




GlitterRock
So... would that make.... Wolfe.... the Wolf of the SS?




Dante83
What, was there a newsreel before it?




YibbleGuy
Now I see why John Sebastian loves to daydream.




GlitterRock
TMZ's exclusive footage of Lindsay Lohan at rehab.




Indomitus
And the RN checks him into the boards!




Shadarus
Wow... now THERE'S a SIMS 2 expansion pack I hadn't heard about! Social Bunny's gettin' some!


RodRocket
"Someday, when you talk about this, and you will, please.... Say my tits are bigger and my pussy is really, really tight...."


echostation
Dammit Madonna, put that flappin' cameltoe AWAY!





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