PORCH SWING CAPTIONS
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GlitterRock
William Shatner and Carol Channing's deleted sex scene from "Big Bad Mama."




Sorry. Not very interesting without graphics.

TheLurker
Broken screengrab... so this is when we imply something dirty's going on... but we're already capping porn. PARADOX! OH SH- *universe implodes*




ChaosWolf1982
She-Wolf, eh?

Hmm...

Okay, I'm interested.




Mattteus
How KISS Saved Poland




Sorry. Not very interesting without graphics.

cambria36
These 2 give a hateful stare at cambria36, knowing full well he's only here to see their tits.




Sorry. Not very interesting without graphics.

GlitterRock
Ein Burma Shave




RodRocket
"Ve haff vays uff MAKING you fuck!"




Zee
If there isn't a four-headed, swastika-shaped dildo in this film, I'd call that a missed opportunity.




Zee
Doris Wishman's "Secret SS Agent 73", starring Chesty Mengele.




RodRocket
Marg Helgenberger in CSI: BERLIN




Knight of Bliss
On the set of "Cool Hans Luke"




GlitterRock
"Diggin' a hole, Boss!"
"Diggin' a hole, Zeke."
"Denying the Holocaust, Boss!"
"Denying the Holocaust, Zeke."




Zee
Ilsa Dead 2: Dead By Dawn




GlitterRock
"How goes the torture of Cordelia Chase?"
"Very well, Ilsa. She is in extreme agony."
"Why? Because you've chained her up naked?"
"No. I've told her there's a sale at Saks Fifth Avenue and that she can't go."
"YOU SENSELESS NAZI BUTCHERS! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET ME GOOOOOOOO!!"




ithurtswhenidothat
Don't know about SS but I would say at least DD..




RodRocket
Ilsa, Salt Vampire of the SS


Indomitus
Dear Penthouse Forum,
I am a Nazi at a small midwestern college...


Shadarus
Whoa, her contents have shifted!





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