GlitterRock
"OW! Fuckin' Superchick... kickin' me in the shin.... bitch...."

AlexGariepy
"Oh, sorry! Didn't know you were turning into Superchick there."

Sidesk
Not super in my book.

Sidesk
Is it refreshing, though?

enigk
"...so there I am - completely covered in chocolate sauce with one hooker riding my face and the other one giving me a primo knob job and I'm thinking to myself - 'Wow, what are these chicks going to do when they find out I don't have any cash?' But, I figured we'd cross that bridge when we came to it...or *on* it I guess! *chuckles* So, anyway - the chick on my face must have inhaled one of the feathers from that boa she was wearing because she just starts sneezing and sneezing and everytime she sneezes, she's sliding further and further down my face right? So, she sneezes her way down to my chin which means that her ass isn't covering my eyes anymore, so I look up and what do I see? My fuckin' parents. I was grounded for 3 months."

GlitterRock
"Bewwwwwwwbiessssssss!"

YibbleGuy
Why would any man in the middle of an ABBA sandwich look that unhappy?

GlitterRock
They must've started singing, Yibble

RodRocket
"Can you hear the drums, Mandingo?"

YibbleGuy
"Hey--how come Belinda's the only one that showed up for this album cover shoot?"
"Charlotte's shooting heroin, Jane's chasing girls, and I forgot who the other two were, so I couldn't call them."

YibbleGuy
When I said I wanted to see "a few of my favorite things" in the next Porch Swing ... this ISN'T what I meant.

GlitterRock
Don't split hairs, Yibble. I've got the email right here:

From: YibbleGuy
Date: Wednesday, December 20, 2006
To: GlitterRock
Subject: Porch Swing Requests
Hey Glitter. I know you're a busy guy, but I was wondering if I could ask for a few of my favorite things to appear in the next Porch Swing if it's not too much of a bother.

1) Uschi Digard topless
2-7) **CENSORED BY NETNANNY**
8 ) a nice closeup of a woman's fingers stroking her own box
9-11) **CENSORED BY NETNANNY**

Thanks in advance. Yib.

Zee
I wear that same exact outfit when I go to smut theaters.

GlitterRock
"The white zone is for Dick Gautiering only. There is no Dick Gautiering in the red zone."

YibbleGuy
And, because of recent changes to the obscenity laws,
we had to cut the scenes in which Miss Jillson was tripled.

Knight of Bliss
Miss Jillson has been doubled on many occasions at home as well.

TheLurker
Signed Richard M. Nixon

SweetHeart666
P.S.: Enjoy the titties!