PORCH SWING CAPTIONS
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ChaosWolf1982
So if when you rub the bottle, a genie pops out, what happens when you rub the genie?




Mattteus
ugh, maybe I shouldn't've been watching Discovery Health before coming here, now all I can think is 'babies come out from there'




ChaosWolf1982
...is less important to this movie than her rack is.




GlitTurkeyRock
... as Chelsea Handler!




enigk
After 88 thrusts, she takes you back to 1994.




Sidesk
DAMN!




GlitTurkeyRock
No belly buttons were exposed during the production of this video.




GlitTurkeyRock
Unauthorized duplication, distribution and exhibition may result in civil liability, criminal prosecution and the wrath of the Harem Keeper of the Genies.




Mattteus
No products? What was that whole "Buy Sunbeam Bread" part about then?




YibbleGuy
Dammit, Glitter, I said I wanted to see a Porch Swing with CHARLOTTE Gainsbourg!




GlitterRock
Ewww, it's the Dr. Jacoby/Laura Palmer sex tape




GlitterRock
When in Los Angeles, visit the lovely Marina del Sirtis.




GlitterRock
"I thought you were Dale!"




RodRocket
"This is the Porch Swing gallery, sugar. You can drop the towel."




Knight of Bliss
Hell, the towel and silicone are the only things holding them up!




Zee
"Did you see THAT coming, you psychic bitch!?"


YibbleGuy
We now return to The Amazing Double-D's Of Ruth Buzzi.


Zee
Debra Messing and Antonio Fargas in "Huggy and Grace".





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