PORCH SWING CAPTIONS
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RodRocket
"Your father wanted you to have this, when you were old enough, Luke...."




RodRocket
"You ice those nipples... I mean right NOW, missy!"




Mattteus
Yep, I shot each and every one of these paintings




weirdonedotcom
Man, I have GOT to start putting more coins in the wishing well.




YibbleGuy
Amy Brenneman stars in "Judging the REST of Amy."




Mattteus
Now where's getting somewhere!




RodRocket
Slide! SLIDE!!!

Annnnnd.... She's SAFE!




RodRocket
"I guess that Donkey Punch thing doesn't work after all, honey. Honey? Uhhh.... Honey? You okay? ... ... ... Shit...."




Mattteus
Stop licking my caption!




RodRocket
"You said you wanted to see my chest, Master."




GlitTurkeyRock
Spice up any lesbian love fest with your own Vagina Throwpillow® -- order from GlitterRock Industries today!




ithurtswhenidothat
Damn that is one HUGE diaphragm!




GlitTurkeyRock
"Are those real?"
"Does it matter?"
"Nah. Just making small talk."




Zee
I Dream of Butterface




Sidesk
"I don't remember anything in the contract about location filming."




ithurtswhenidothat
Okay I'm ready to go to jail now.


enigk
Apparently that wasn't Clarice's pussy that Miggs could smell...


enigk
The mice in this house have developed jump gate technology.





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