Dante83
Come on down to Fashion Dungeon and get flayed with savings!

GlitTerrorRock
FINALLY! An episode of Paris & Nicole's "The Simple Life" that I *want* to see!

GlitTerrorRock
Position 1138 in the Yoda Sutra: "The Speeder Bike."

ChaosWolf1982
Ten bucks says the bottle goes in Jeannie more than Jeannie goes in the bottle.

GlitTurkeyRock
Twenty bucks says we'll be seeing more than just Jeannie's belly button in this version.

Zee
Thirty bucks says this will be more entertaining than the actual show it's parodying.

Zee
Oh, and P.S., just a cursory glance at these screengrabs tells me that "I Dream of Jenna" is a superior film.

Zee
I refuse to believe this shitty CGI effect was cheaper than building a shitty model and shooting it against a shitty greenscreen.

enigk
*wishes for CG background NOT generated on a Commodore 64*

enigk
.o(Think I'll fuck me some chicks today...)

enigk
Jeannie is ordered to whack a member of a rival mafioso family.

GlitTurkeyRock
"This is your target: Wooly Willy."

Zee
"Jesus, he got his whole head up there!!"

enigk
*Sam Waterson narration voiceover*

"Two of the most basic primal instincts in humans are invoked during sex and violence. Those humans more used to physical violence can often get the two mixed up when the primal brain takes over and resorts to instinct. As an example, let's watch as a woman giving Chris Jericho a blowjob is picked up and given a piledriver...no, not THAT kind of piledriver..."

RodRocket
"OHHHHHH, MA-A-A-A-A-S-S-S-S-T-E-R-R-R-R!!!"

RodRocket
"I, Pat McCormick, COMMAND YOU!"

GlitTurkeyRock
Jihads can get very, very lonely sometimes.

enigk
Asham's narcolepsy coined the phrase 'Sleeper Cell'.