PORCH SWING CAPTIONS
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RodRocket
.o0O(Mmmmmm.... Julie Strain booby....)



GlitterRock
Master Po-Man's Bikini Beach



Indomitus
Holy crap! That little girl is kicking the shit out of Sgt Kabukiman!



RodRocket
"OOH! JULIE STRAIN SEE CHEESECAKE!"



Indomitus
Is that...? That is. It's a 5 1/4 floppy, ladies and gentlemen. I wonder if this thing has a tape drive too.



GlitterRock
The simple joy of making Shrinky Dinks-replicas of your tits.



daupstart
"Who enabled the 'Blind Date' pop-ups, dammit?!"



RodRocket
(Thanks to Mitchum deodorant, NO ONE KNOWS HOW FOUL I AM!)O0o.



GlitterRock
I....I'm praying those aren't extremely long dog-paws....



RodRocket
Uhhhh.... I think they're BOTH inflatable.



daupstart
An ensign receiving one of Counselor Troi's special thereputic sessions...



Sidesk
One reason people become doctors...



RodRocket
Huh? Is he playing her like a bagpipe?



daupstart
Meanwhile, backstage of Fear Factor......



Sidesk
Looks like he has the situation well in hand.



Zee
Believe it or not, he does it for her pro bono.


Indomitus
Look at the stripes on the ceiling. It's an optical illusion to make her breasts look real.


ChaosWolf1982
"Christine!!!!"





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