ChaosWolf1982
Hey, balloons! Now it IS a party!

daupstart
Slab Beefenhoff

SweetHeart666
Dirk Porkflank

Zee
Turd Crudvest

RodRocket
Pecs McAbcrunch

RodRocket
"Now, watch me climb up with them...."

Indomitus
"Eagle Claw Bocci Ball Strike! KEEEYA!"

Sidesk
Of all the sources you could rip off... why that one?

GlitterRock
The Obregón Of The Opera

Zee
Danny Trejo IN Robert Rodriguez's El Fantasma de la Ópera

Indomitus
Hold up... You mean Sidaris actually spent precious screen time on a woman without tits? What was he thinking?!

Zee
That entire statue weighs less than one of Julie Strain's titties.

outsdr
Big Chief Peckerwood Pumps-With-Iron

Indomitus
"Hold it right there. I can't let you in unless you show me proper identification. Or your tits."

RodRocket
"Puny male! No change Julie Strain's radio station! JULIE STRAIN SMASH!"

gleeb
This shot was artistically valid, I'm sure.

ChaosWolf1982
The car has bumper-to-bumper coverage.
Thankfully, the same can't be said of the driver.

Indomitus
Both do have dual airbags, though, Chaos.