Zee
Michelle Trachtenberg is coming along nicely...

Indomitus
C is for CUPS.

ChaosWolf1982
That can't be right, Indom. None of the cups in a Sidaris flick are less than D.

YibbleGuy
Dish Network offers SPECIAL installation services to housewives whose husbands won't be home for a few hours ....

ChaosWolf1982
I would comment about her arm being in the way, but then I realized this frame is in the roughly ten percent of frames in every Sidaris film without exposed lady-nipples.

Sidesk
Nice to see a spy not drawing attention to themselves...

GlitterRock
We've secretly hidden Scarlett Johansson somewhere in this scene....

Indomitus
I may be wrong, but I think this is what Paris Hilton would look like if she actually ate something.

Sidesk
It won't be floppy for long in her hands...

GlitterRock
Andy Sidaris' "Return To Elf Bowling!"

GlitterRock
It's the sign of a true narcissist when they get off watching their OWN sexy webcam show!

gleeb
Force eyes? Yoda never mentioned this.

daupstart
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daupstart
"I can't get up. I can only stand up when the moon's gravity raises the tide."

ChaosWolf1982
Everything above this woman's neck is an evolutionary remnant.

Indomitus
"Is this some kind of bust?"

Zee
"I swear, I don't know who's stealing the medicine balls from the gym!"

GlitterRock
"I don't have a clue how I'm going to fit all this up inside there..... (sigh) .... I'm gonna need more KY. *ALOT* more KY."