PORCH SWING CAPTIONS
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RodRocket
"Give back Julie Strain bikini bottoms, OR JULIE STRAIN SMASH PUNY MALES!"



GlitterRock
SideMan is Michael Medved AS Doctor Strange!



SweetHeart666
Written by Jane Austen



BlakHat1
They came back just to read the articles. Really!



GlitterRock
"What did the five Penthouse Pets Return To? SLAP! I'm Savage, Beach!"



Shadarus
'Scuse me, I'm lost... could you direct me to the Lion King gallery???



SweetHeart666
So the creepy red-headed kid from "Children of the Corn" opened a resort in Hawaii?



SweetHeart666
A first in a Sidaris film: NATURAL BEWBIES!!!



gleeb
On the set they called her "Ol' Ironing Board".



Indomitus
Man, Sidaris will show any kind of boobies, won't he?



Zee
"GOD, my back is killing me! When will this torture end?"



Indomitus
When she lets me hold them up for her. You know, I'm just the right height. She can rest them on my shoulders.



Sidesk
That was the best they could think of..?!



RodRocket
KLIT was already taken.
(Formerly K-LITE 92.7 FM, in Los Angeles. Now calls itself "Jill FM". It's real.)



Zee
My girlfriend loves when I jill her K-LIT.



Sidesk
"Can you point me in the right direction?"
"You're already pointing in two directions..."


ChaosWolf1982
Her breasts are large enough to have their own gravity well...
(I'm serious. As soon as the screengrab came up, my mouse-arrow started moving towards her chest - I wasn't even touching the mouse at the time! )


Indomitus
Her boobs are doing their Marty Feldman impression.





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