Indomitus
I didn't know there was an uncensored version of the "Take On Me" video!

GlitterRock
"Hi there. I'm Marilyn Chambers. You might remember me from such things as Ivory Soap, and sucking cock....."

AlexGariepy
Yeah, that's the first thing I think about when I wanna know about the big players in the porn flick: the title song creator...

Indomitus
Is that her rib or another set of breasts?

YibbleGuy
There are many things which could be said of Marilyn Chambers ... but I'm pretty sure that's not one of them.

AlexGariepy
*looks up GameFAQs to find the 'Chick Bedding FAQ'*

GlitterRock
Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr. Customs Man.

Indomitus
Sure. It prepares you in case you have to- for example- give a blowjob to get past a security checkpoint. Or if you have to give a blowjob to escape a prison cell. Or if you have to give a blowjob to get classified information. YOU MUST BE PREPARED!

Indomitus
Get a blowjob and die 3 days later. You know, most guys would still have a tough time making that decision.

AlexGariepy
So getting a 'full blow' means becoming a pirate in three days?

RodRocket
.o0O(This sucks, man! Sure, I'm getting more money, but I don't get to bang Marilyn! I HATE legitimate movies....)

RodRocket
.o0O(What happened to her hoots? They looked bigger in 'Behind the Green Door'....)

Sidesk
"What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!"

RodRocket
"Old man goes to a doctor. Doctor says, I'll need a stool sample, a urine sample and a blood sample. Old man says, here, take my shorts! HEY-O!"

gleeb
"Hooker comes up to me and says, 'I'll do anything for 50 bucks.' So I told her, 'Paint my house.'"

Zee
"My parents were in the Iron and Steel business... are you ready for this one? My mother ironed and my father would steal." *holds for laughs*

Shadarus
This hot chick walks up to me one evening and says, "If you take me home with you I'll give you super sex!"
"I asked, 'What kind of soup?'"

RodRocket
Wow. I heard John Holmes was BIG, but I had no idea....