PORCH SWING CAPTIONS
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RodRocket
"Just place over your nose and mouth and breathe normally."



RodRocket
Aw, man... I don't want ALIAS to end like THIS.



echostation
So THAT'S how pussies are made....



RodRocket
Behold, young ones! REAL breasts!



YibbleGuy
When the genie gave her a brief glimpse of the future, Veronica Hart saw what her breasts would look like in that "Six Feet Under" episode.



Indomitus
Flying the friendly skies. Actual footage.



crazyredheadedchick
Look, Captain, more plastic knobs for you to twist.



YibbleGuy
DIRTY DANCING 3. A now-evil Patrick Swayze discovers that with a large enough dose of Rohypnol, you CAN put Baby in a corner.



RodRocket
Wow. I'm lucky if I get one lousy bag of peanuts.



gleeb
*chomp* "YARRRRG!"
Yes, ladies, protect yourself with Peterson's Iron Pasties.



YibbleGuy
Michelle Bauer, one of my Capper Crushes. Her early career was less than exemplary. Come to think of it, neither was the rest of it.



AlexGariepy
They got a holy kid! We're *doomed*.



Indomitus
Hugely
Exorbitant
Augmented
Ta-tas



ChaosWolf1982
Angel of H.E.A.T., Face of Down's Syndrome.



Zee
Artwork by Drew Friedman.



AlexGariepy
Book #1? Oh crap, it's a trilogy... of a porn flick?


ChaosWolf1982
Wow... God has an awesome rack!


gleeb
I want to buy a van, just to have that painted on the side of it.





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