Shadarus
*sobbing*

gleeb
Extracting a molar, actual footage.

RodRocket
"I am Juilet Anderson! I am the ORIGINAL desperate housewife!"

YibbleGuy
Aunt Peg IS big ... it's the PORNOS that got small.

Indomitus
Rolling around in Smuckers Jam? Kinky.
Rolling around in your own menstrual sloughage? Sick.
(spew. I think I just made myself ill. )

Shadarus
Indomitus, it's bad enough we have to deal with that as much as we do ... now I'm gonna have NIGHTMARES!

Indomitus
"Come on, baby. I just whipped it out for you. The least you can do is stop chewing on the wax lips and say something."

meqal
Discovering he could not cut it in the adult film industry, Bill Gates decided to go ahead and create Windows.

Sidesk
Well, it's a more engaging title than Sodomania 22.

RodRocket
Al Borland gon' GIT some!

YibbleGuy
After performing a complex trigonometric analysis, Ricky Jay breaks the news to David Mamet that "The Spanish Prisoner really doesn't make any fucking sense."

Indomitus
"...firm... young... mmmmmm, a certain je ne sais quoi..."

ChaosWolf1982
Holy shit! I think that's my third-grade teacher!

Shadarus
The one on the left or the one on the right, ChaosWolf?

ChaosWolf1982
Um... the one on the left, in the labcoat.

...My childhood would have been even more twisted than usual, if it was the one on the right.

crazyredheadedchick
Was this shot taken mid-boob job?

Indomitus
Whoa! Which episode of Green Acres was this? I've never seen Eva Gabor do that.

Zee
"USA UP! ALL NIGHT!"