ChaosWolf1982
(Chaos stares, then attempts to suck the screen) *whump* Ow.

Shadarus
You know, for half a second I thought that was the BOTTOM half of her bikini... and I was REALLY concerned!

ChaosWolf1982
Bai Ling?
...no, wait... not big enough.

RodRocket
"Grissom, how the hell am I supposed to draw a chalk outline around THAT?"

ChaosWolf1982
Gah.... even Fabio isn't that gratuitous with his manboobs. Put a bra on those pecs, will ya?

echostation
No, I do NOT want to titty-fuck Lou Ferrigno!

Sidesk
Why don't the guys in hetero porn look this good?
...
Should I chalk this one up to thinking aloud?
...
Ah, sod it.

ChaosWolf1982
This could easily be pretty much any Capper and one of their Crushes. I won't even try for naming any specifics.

Zee
I'll give you a hint, CW- it's NOT Tinaw and Wayne Brady.

GlitterRock
I'm suddenly thinking of Sybil Danning in 'Battle Beyond The Stars....'

gleeb
She eventually left him. He just loved the drum solo from Wipeout too much.

ChaosWolf1982
Is electricity and Jell-o really that good a combination, regardless of color?

RodRocket
They shot Miss April! Those BASTARDS!

ChaosWolf1982
How'd we get in a Blondie video?

RodRocket
How did we get in a Berlin video?

Indomitus
How'd we get in a Traci Lords video?

Zee
How'd we get in a Judy Landers video?

gleeb
"How did all you weirdos get in my video?"