PORCH SWING CAPTIONS
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meqal
...Charlie Brown



Shadarus
...Doctor Jones!
(I can't believe no one did that yet!)



Zee
...Doctor Jo... DAMN!



echostation
"Whoa! Nearly stepped on that used rubber!"



YibbleGuy
"... to save money on hotel bills, most of the girls made arrangements with the girl in the purple bikini to rent a room in her hair."



Indomitus
I'm guessing the "making" of most of these girls involved lots of silicone.



RodRocket
"Take me, Rod...."
(oh, wait... did I type that....)



RodRocket
Normally, I don't like Warhol's art prints, but....



Indomitus
o/` That's the way they became the Boobie Bunch.. o/`



gleeb
When a fly leers.



RodRocket
*ding*
~Now serving, number 2. Please step to the second window, and please have your dick and $12 ready.~



Shadarus
What the- Draco Malfoy???



GlitterRock
Circa 1978: Carrie Fisher loaded up on the good shit again.



YibbleGuy
I most certainly did NOT order a blow job from Jill Clayburgh! What? You'll just have to send it back to the kitchen? Okay, but I want a discount on my bill.



RodRocket
"Sunglasses -- too -- big! ---- Can't -- hold -- head -- up -- much --- longer!"



Sidesk
Hey! Treasure hunt!


YibbleGuy
Please! Can't we let the mindless objectification and degradation of women proceed WITHOUT offensive ethnic stereotypes?


RodRocket
They won't make Hell any less hot for us, so we might as well go out swingin', Yibble....





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