RodRocket
"Bye! Come back to Libidoville soon!"

GlitterRock
"Bye bye!"
"Good luck fucking the castle!"

GlitterRock
Linnea Quigley Down Under

meqal
Oh HELL no!!!!!

GlitterRock
"Can you still hear them, Clarice?"

MrfnordTim
Apparently they've decided to spice up the Powerball drawing a little bit.

MrfnordTim
Nero: King of the Greasers on the next Poorly Researched Theater.

AgentMoldy
A&E proudly presents a scene from the newly-restored version of their widely acclaimed mini-series, Pride & Prejudice:
"Miss Bennett, I fear you should give yourself to me now, lest ye be damned to live in a van down by the river."

THE RED X
That has to be the nastiest looking pussy I have ever seen.

GlitTerrorRock
You'd think that after all the times Filch has done this to Mrs. Norris, she'd be used to it by now!

gleeb
And he can still juggle. Now that's talent.

ChaosWolf1982
Juggle? Hell, he's still able to stand up and move... THAT'S the real talent.

Zee
You can tell this is a fantasy movie, because guys who juggle never get laid.

DiscoBoy
Not to mention that fact that guys who look like Gabe Kaplan don't get laid, either...

RodRocket
"Hurry! I can't hold the screengrab much longer!"

GlitTerrorRock
o/` Creature of the Night-- OHHH! o/`

GlitTerrorRock
Wow, look at that table! That's quite a spread.

RodRocket
"HAH! Look at me! I'm THIN! And my dick was even BIGGER!!!"