GlitterRock
(spit.... spitootie)
.oO How can I be a dangerous-looking secret agent when I'm spitting pubes off of my tongue? Oo.

AlexGariepy
Pop goes the porn star?

Indomitus
At least once a scene, Alex, yes.

SweetHeart666
It's Cummy! The Sex Clown!

GlitterRock
"Oh YES, Mr. Director! I'll do anal!"

Nyssa23
It's Mr. Happy the Penis Puppet!

Nyssa23
I just can't help thinking that vibrator cozies are a little bit tacky.

GlitterRock
"Hi! It's Gabor Esterhazy here, confidante to the stars. Yeah, buckle up world, it's going to be a bumpy ride. Apparently, Tina Yothers, Michael J. Fox's younger sister on the late smash hit sitcom Family Ties, is really 51 years old. Yah, apparently it's true!"

Indomitus
IN
The Balls of St. Mary's

AlexGariepy
"I wish for world peace!"

GlitterRock
"Ok Julie, in this scene first the two guys are gonna kiss you, and then they'll move in for the double-penetration."
"What? Kiss?? Ohhhhh, at least I get to do a ROMANTIC movie!"

AlexGariepy
The heck? Did he put a lawnmower on his chest?

daupstart
"Does it disturb you that I was born without man-nipples?"

GlitterRock
"Geez, needledick ... will you at least TELL me when I've got ahold of it!"

Zee
*pop* *pop*