GlitterRock
What the hell?
First SideMan's pimping in "Coffy," now this?? I need to put a control-collar on him or sumthin!

YibbleGuy
Playboy models don't usually wear elbow pads, do they? *Kneepads* would certainly come in handy, though ....

Indomitus
Proof positive that Scrubbing Bubbles score more often than I do.

Sidesk
Isn't that the Great Seal of Rassilon, or whatever? Cor, they get about, don't they?

RodRocket
.o0O(Stupid fanboys.... Little creeps, pawing me, clawing at me.... Fat, smelly, thick glasses and acne.... I hate fanboys! Sign this! Sign that! Here's picture of my dick, is it too small? Jesus, this sex symbol, scream queen racket ain't what it's cracked up to be. I gotta get out before I have to do hardcore....)

RodRocket
.o0O(o/`Callin' Domino's... Doin' the Pizza Dance... yeah-yeah! o/`)

JurassicPork
The 1980 Babes of Thalidomide calendar is now out!

GlitterRock
She's no Charisma Carpenter .... but BOYYYYYYY can she hip-booty-booty-shake!

Sidesk
You just don't get this sort of entertainment with American Idol.

Indomitus
How come I'm never invited to meetings like this?

ChaosWolf1982
Because you're male is my guess, Indom.

GlitterRock
I *knew* stuff like this happened in the ladies' restroom!

daupstart
"[sob] I can't give you oral sex with the 50ft woman staring in the window watching me!! "

YibbleGuy
Whenever Dorothy left the room, her guests couldn't help but peek--they had to know what was in the box labeled "Fuck Sandals."

RodRocket
"Look! I'm Pac-Man! Yokka-yokka-yokka-yokka! Chomp! Chomp! Chomp! Chomp!"