GlitterRock
"The new Number Two gave me an indian burn....."

Gray Zombie
Dear Mr. McGoohan,
Thank you for applying for the position of GlitterDome custodian. However, all positions have been filled. Too bad, so sad, bye bye
Love,
Scruffy the Janitor

YingYang
Oh, a competitive auction indeed!

The BitShifter
"Or perhaps you would rather I used the bore worms!"
"No! Not the bore worms!"

TheDiva
He's a Hufflepuff!

gleeb
Pork butcher, maker of sausages, leader of men…

TheDiva
Wherever liberty and pasta is threatened, you will find...THE GONDOLIER!

ArchHallJr
"Welcome to your Village McDonald's. May I take your order?"
"I'll have a number 1."
"You are number 6."

Zee
"But, we can't let him in here! He'll see the big board!"

gleeb
"Finally, a mustard dispenser that can keep up with me!"

daupstart
"And then, Professor, she rubbed me on my cheek and whispered 'Thinner'."
"I'm sorry, Gilligan. There's nothing I can do against gypsy magic. My only suggestion is to kill the Skipper at night and devour his fatty tissue every night until the curse is broken. He has more than enough to break the spell I'm sure."

SweetHeart666
"Has anyone ever told you that you look like a Gay Martin Landau?"

YingYang
Scarf + Button = Numero Uno Honcho

jackrouters
*slllluuuurrp* "Oh yeah. I love my 120-oz. travel mug."

YingYang
Arby's just ain't as yummy unless it's covered in horseradish sauce!

Zee
.oO(Which sybian attachment shall I enjoy tonight?)

GlitterRock
Is... is anyone else seeing the disembodied head of Steve The Astronaut in this shot?

TheDiva
The Butcher, the Baker, and the Prisoner